dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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