im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think pants incapable of making pants work
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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