Joe is yelling at the trees again.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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