I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We were destined to go to rehab together
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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