I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't make out with my wife yet
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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