We're like a lot better than the average bears
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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