its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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