Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my phone needs a breathalizer
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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