Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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