"it" just moved
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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