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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(646): View more from New York

I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing

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(815): View more from Illinois

just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

dude. I can hear the air.

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