Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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