stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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