I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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