On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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