The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
