no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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