Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So vagazzling was a success
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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