D3 body, D1 cock
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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