he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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