May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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