Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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