I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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