wakey wakey hands off snakey
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Congratulations! We have a period
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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