David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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