If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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