She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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