Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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