Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Randomize
