I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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