handjob tips. give me some.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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