its not stalking. its research.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
