But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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