i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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