After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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