he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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