it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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