check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think my fart just growled at me.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
