I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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