im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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