on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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