Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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