I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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