How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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