what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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