you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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