oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Do plants get herpes?
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