Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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