I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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