careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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