even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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