dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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