There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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